• @58008
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    222 months ago

    This is why I keep my front door key in my foreskin. Either I evade the pickpocket, or I make a new friend. I cannot lose.

    As a younger man, I was able to unlock the door hands-free. These days, I need to fish the key out of my floppy beige KKK hood like a sock trapped in a duvet cover on laundry day.

      • @harmsy
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        2 months ago

        Mr. Skeltal’s was worse.

        Edit: I misremembered the meme. It was Mr. Bones. Doot doot.