• @aesthelete
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      82 months ago

      I am indeed a short shit.

    • @n0clue
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      31 month ago

      Had a manager that somewhat creepily checked for people’s phones, the look on her face when I pulled an entire box of cereal from my pocket they couldn’t see was pretty good.

      • Lord Goose
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        51 month ago

        I know you probably mean one of those serving-sized cereal boxes, but the mental image of you pulling out a family-sized box of cereal from some portal-to-Narnia pocket in your pants is fucking hilarious to me.

        • @n0clue
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          21 month ago

          I mean not the family size, but yes a full on box of cereal.