Folks with vaginas, I’m conducting some family comparative analysis and I’d like to know how many standard pieces of toilet paper do you use when wiping after a pee. I posted some comments with options to upvote if you like.

  • Todd Bonzalez
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    422 months ago

    Also vaginaless, but I’ll throw in one square as an answer. All the jiggling in the world won’t get rid of that last drop. It’s either TP, or my undies.

    • @johsny
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      492 months ago

      I slap it against the door frame as I leave the bathroom.

      • mub
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        102 months ago

        What an image. But explains the penis level dents I see in toilet door frames sometimes.

        • @Today
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          52 months ago

          Wow! Congrats on the door frame denter. You could probably make some money with tae kwon do style board breaking videos.

      • @thegreatgarbo
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        52 months ago

        It’s been a long day and I may be a little punchy, but I have tears in my eyes laughing at I write this reply.

      • @[email protected]
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        32 months ago

        I used tooo … Now I have discovered that I can just shove it in the blow drier works better 😉

    • @[email protected]
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      192 months ago

      You gotta press that spot behind ur balls, kinda moving back to front, and it comes out. This secret arcane knowledge was lost for millenia in my lineage, no longer passed down man to man. A kind stranger on the internet shared it with me.

      • @Triasha
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        22 months ago

        That’s called a taint squeeze.