• Captain Aggravated
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    16 hours ago

    See, if you’re in the room I think you’re in, I think I would vote for the toilet.

    • @EtherWhack
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      16 hours ago

      TP actually makes an awesome and really inexpensive kleenex or napkin alternative

      • Captain Aggravated
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        36 hours ago

        Toilets are effective at pushing shit, piss and vomit into the sewer while preventing sewer gases from entering your home, and they also double as chairs when not in excremental use. You can also use a toilet to repair the mental defects of a billionaire if you drop it from high enough, I don’t think toilet paper functions in that way.

        • @EtherWhack
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          15 hours ago

          All I’m saying is that I found the extra-restroom utility of TP when I had a sinus infection.

          • @GoldenDeLorean
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            119 minutes ago

            Uh, yeah, but, ACKSHOO-UHLEE you’re both wrong.

            The floor, walls, and ceiling of that room provide you with protection from the elements.