• @EtherWhack
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    33 months ago

    TP actually makes an awesome and really inexpensive kleenex or napkin alternative

    • Captain Aggravated
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      43 months ago

      Toilets are effective at pushing shit, piss and vomit into the sewer while preventing sewer gases from entering your home, and they also double as chairs when not in excremental use. You can also use a toilet to repair the mental defects of a billionaire if you drop it from high enough, I don’t think toilet paper functions in that way.

      • @EtherWhack
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        33 months ago

        All I’m saying is that I found the extra-restroom utility of TP when I had a sinus infection.

        • @GoldenDeLorean
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          13 months ago

          Uh, yeah, but, ACKSHOO-UHLEE you’re both wrong.

          The floor, walls, and ceiling of that room provide you with protection from the elements.

          • @EtherWhack
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            Edit:stupid carriage return formatting

            For me, at least, the walls and ceiling just trap heat

            (10pm w/ fans downstairs used as intake)