The Proud Boys have an initiation ritual where new members are beaten by the group until they can recite the names of five different breakfast cereals.

  • @loie
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    173 months ago

    Yeah and everyone who ever ate it was like “oh god, no” and immediately came out with a better cereal.

    Like corn flakes. Itty bitty tortilla chips make a better cereal than fucking grape nuts.

    • @VelvetStorm
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      133 months ago

      You can go fuck yourself because they are great on their own or mixed in yogurt.

      • @loie
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        73 months ago

        Lol I actually do like them with honey. Oh and honey bunches of oats is just corn flakes with granola, that’s good too.

      • @Bertuccio
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        43 months ago

        Corn flakes were famously invented to discourage fucking one’s self.

      • @Agrivar
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        33 months ago

        Found the spy!

        Quick, somebody shoot 'em!

    • @RizzRustbolt
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      113 months ago

      Corn Flakes were invented independently by one of weirdest people ever.

      • @disgrunty
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        53 months ago

        “Weird” feels like such a mild way to describe John Harvey Kellogg.

    • @[email protected]
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      fedilink
      83 months ago

      Corn Flakes were invented to intentionally be so soul-crushingly bland it would destroy your urge to masturbate.