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minus-square@VenerosolinkEnglish28•2 months ago10/10 will wank for hours until I pass out from boredom. Or 1/10 found horrible debased thing. Cum fast. Feel ashamed of self. Piss to prevent urinary tract infection. Sleep like a baby.
minus-square@Delphialink9•2 months ago“Too tired to jerk off” sounds like an album name for a dad-punk band.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•edit-22 months agoNot too drunk to fuck. But rather too sober and sleepy.
What about masturbate for sleepy?
10/10 will wank for hours until I pass out from boredom.
Or
1/10 found horrible debased thing. Cum fast. Feel ashamed of self. Piss to prevent urinary tract infection. Sleep like a baby.
What about sleepy for masturb… …
“Too tired to jerk off” sounds like an album name for a dad-punk band.
Not too drunk to fuck. But rather too sober and sleepy.
Masturbation for melatonin. It’s got a certain ring to it.