• @[email protected]
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    215 months ago

    But I bet their poop is great for growing the grasses they eat. It’s probably also really good for tourists, who it seems to attract and that they also eat.

    • @adavis
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      375 months ago

      Hippos are herbivores. They only kill tourists for fun.

      • @[email protected]
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        85 months ago

        That’s ridiculous and was clearly shown to be false by my joke.

        Obviously, hippos evolved so their poop was irresistible to tourists. This is something my joke mentions to explain why hippos are always attacking tourists.

      • @TankovayaDiviziya
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        55 months ago

        You joke, but some animals are psychopaths. I remember a news years ago of a seal raping a penguin.

        /r/JustLikeUs

      • @eyes
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        45 months ago

        It’s important for their mental enrichment.