• @adavis
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    375 months ago

    Hippos are herbivores. They only kill tourists for fun.

    • @[email protected]
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      85 months ago

      That’s ridiculous and was clearly shown to be false by my joke.

      Obviously, hippos evolved so their poop was irresistible to tourists. This is something my joke mentions to explain why hippos are always attacking tourists.

    • @TankovayaDiviziya
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      55 months ago

      You joke, but some animals are psychopaths. I remember a news years ago of a seal raping a penguin.

      /r/JustLikeUs

    • @eyes
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      45 months ago

      It’s important for their mental enrichment.