True story. I got a joke gift of a gallon bucket of cashews one time. I ate the whole 4L over pretty much a weekend, and got oh, so sick. I don’t remember that particular seal compromised for the avg 4 min between ejecta sessions but I admit I was a little preoccupied with my own death and begging for a swift one.
Eating too many cashews can cause anal leakage.
Define “too many”.
True story. I got a joke gift of a gallon bucket of cashews one time. I ate the whole 4L over pretty much a weekend, and got oh, so sick. I don’t remember that particular seal compromised for the avg 4 min between ejecta sessions but I admit I was a little preoccupied with my own death and begging for a swift one.
It’s written on every package of cashews sold in the US. Idk. Ask the FDA.