I think they’ve been watching too much porn.

    • @ZombiepirateOP
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      Were you devastated to find out this way?

      • Scratch
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        573 days ago

        Shook, is a better term, I think.

        I needed a cup of warm soy milk to calm my nerves.

    • TheTechnician27
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      Is your username a Doc Scratch reference?

      • Scratch
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        No, DaddyScratch was the result of my real name into a Rap Name Generator back in 2009.

    • @[email protected]
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      73 days ago

      Is there a reason you use uncommon terms to refer to family members?

      Eg “wife’s son” vs “stepson”?

      Or was the kid your offspring and you just wanted to bait that loser?

      • Scratch
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        It was 100% trolling. I’m not married and neither my partner nor myself have any children.

        It’s playing into the liberal soyboy cuck stereotype.

        • @renzev
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          Goodness, your trolling is god-tier! It’s so funny seeing how many people in this thread, including op, are taking your comment at face value. It’s satire of the highest level: easy to miss as a bystander, yet devastating to the target.

          • Scratch
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            I will say anything to wind up a nazi. Anything

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          To be fair, I don’t think “wife’s son” is all that weird to begin with. I’d think it just means you aren’t close with your girlfriend’s kids yet.

          [edit] ‘wife’, married, right. I just realized. Still, I don’t think it’s that weird.

          • @[email protected]
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            I’ve always hated the term stepson or stepdaughter. I find it more impersonal than what they posted. There have always been so many negative connotations to step children

      • Scratch
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        43 days ago

        I am actually doing quite well, thank you for asking.