• @Jimbabwe
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    556 hours ago

    I don’t trust the liberal science agenda so I did my own research. Using some back-of-the-napkin math and my telescope, I’m now blind from looking at the sun through a telescope. This is being transcribed by my trad wife. My results:

    2 > 1

    This one checks out, folks.

    • @[email protected]
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      94 hours ago

      You must be a terrorist because that’s MUSLIM MATH! Those are not Christian numbers and feel it necessary to report this comment to the FBI, the Federal Biblical Investigators.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      136 hours ago

      What, you don’t believe in the Nemesis hypothesis?

      Because that would bring it up to… hang on, let me get my calculator…

      Two stars in the solar system.

      • @Jimbabwe
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        146 hours ago

        Fascinating proposal, professor. Thankfully I can adjust my equations quite easily:

        2 ≥ 2

          • ALQ
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            85 hours ago

            There is not a single thing about this comment chain that doesn’t bring me joy.

    • @postmateDumbass
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      13 hours ago

      You only see the bright white light kind of star?

      That’s racist.