This is an actual unedited* sequence of events from the latest issue of Uncanny X-Men

*the text is unedited

  • @[email protected]
    6•2 months ago

    I accidentally walked into a Juggalo show once. There were topless girls in clown makeup dancing to a band, and I punched a door cuz one of the juggalos told me to.

    Fucking Ohio

    • @captainlezbian
      5•2 months ago

      Wait, my story also happened in Ohio… I’m starting to suspect my state might just be out of its damn mind.

      • @[email protected]
        5•2 months ago

        Have you never driven here? There’s a reason “Ohio” is synonymous with hell to the younger generations

        • @captainlezbian
          5•2 months ago

          I haven’t spent much time elsewhere. Well unless you count Indiana or Kentucky and my attitude has always been at least we aren’t either of them. We suck of course, but we suck compared to places worth living, instead of being compared to places like Iowa.

          • @[email protected]
            3•2 months ago

            I’ve lived here voluntarily for 26 years so I feel like I’ve earned the right to complain about it, nothing feels so good to gripe about as something I love. But yeah fuck Ohio, this place is nuts

            • @captainlezbian
              3•2 months ago

              Yeah, it’s home. I want it to stay crazy but stop sucking, but that’s gonna take some work. Fortunately it’s that or find a job somewhere where rent is higher and I probably count as nuts instead of eccentric which also sounds like work.

              So yeah, make Ohio weirder, get the juggalos and furries to run a voter transportation system and union drives. Only you can make Ohio a baffling place worth living!