• @theangryseal
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    3 months ago

    As someone who worked in a gas station for 24 years…

    sigh

    I’d do it. I’d suck it up. I’d make some damn good friends along the way and then I’d never maintain those friendships and feel guilty for the rest of rest of my life. “Just call him, dipshit. He’s going through a divorce! Just go fishing! Pleaaassse! Ok, here goes. Tomorrow.”

    Always tomorrow.

      • @theangryseal
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        683 months ago

        I have no idea how I ended up here. Swear to god I was on the post about the trolley, saving people, and small talk. No shit. Never even seen this post.

        • @Agent641
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          283 months ago

          This happened to me once too. The Lemmy gods brought you here. You are now a part of the meme

        • @Wogi
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          193 months ago

          As God as my witness I thought turkeys could fly. We’ve all been there.

          • @OldManBOMBIN
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            43 months ago

            Turkeys can fly. Unless this is a reference to something, then carry on.

            • @Wogi
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              43 months ago

              WKRP Cincinnati, first annual turkey drop. A piece of legendary comedy history. Low key a jab at a failed real life attempt to release 2 million balloons in Cincinnati that resulted in two deaths.

        • TinyShonk
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          63 months ago

          I saw that post right below this one.

      • @theangryseal
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        173 months ago

        And now I’ve posted it in the correct location.