"It doesn’t make sense for chocolate bars to be divided into equal-sized chunks when there is so much inequality in the chocolate industry! The unequally-sized chunks of our 6.35 oz bars are a palatable way of reminding Choco Fans and Serious Friends that the profits in the chocolate industry are unequally divided.

And in case you haven’t noticed, the bottom of our bars depicts the West African coastline. The chunks just above it represent the Gulf of Guinea. From left to right, you have Côte d’Ivoire, Ghana, Togo and Benin (terribly politically incorrect, we know, but we had to combine them to create enough space for a hazelnut), Nigeria and part of Cameroon."

From https://us.tonyschocolonely.com/pages/faqs

  • @[email protected]
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    1103 months ago

    It doesn’t make sense for cars to have 4 equal sized wheels when there is so much inequality in the auto industry.

    • @[email protected]
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      23 months ago

      Staggered setup vehicles are the true champions of justice, urging us all to get a grip on inequality within the industry.

      • Blaster M
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        23 months ago

        My center differential disagrees