I got a Mac and cheese recipe I made that’ll knock your socks off. I call it “honey Sriracha beer cheese with macaroni.” I use 5-year aged cheddar and parmesan reggiano to make it.
It won’t so much knock your socks off as it’ll instead seat you comfortably, gently remove your shoes, delicately peel off your socks, and then put your shoes back on your feet for some reason.
I think you’re super cool but I don’t think we’ve moved to the kissy face emoji stage yet.
Maybe cook me dinner and buy a nice bottle of wine first?
You’re gonna kiss me like a classy broad and tell me I’m pretty!
And I’ll cook dinner for anyone. I love cooking.
My favorite meal is blue box Mac and cheese but if it’s not butter you’re not getting any.
I got a Mac and cheese recipe I made that’ll knock your socks off. I call it “honey Sriracha beer cheese with macaroni.” I use 5-year aged cheddar and parmesan reggiano to make it.
It won’t so much knock your socks off as it’ll instead seat you comfortably, gently remove your shoes, delicately peel off your socks, and then put your shoes back on your feet for some reason.
Okay, this thread escalated quickly
nawww, such a beautiful romance sprouting! can I come to your wedding? I’ll bring weed!
Weed fucks with the meth high.
Thats what the cocain’s for, to level everything out!
Cocaine is a rich person’s drug.
I’m not rich.
Its a wedding gift dumbass!
You said you’d bring weed.
Weed isn’t cocaine.