• IninewCrow
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    1014 months ago

    Levels of Evil

    Level I - burn kittens and watch them suffer
    Level II - build a space weapon so massive it blows up planets
    Level III - micromanage your minions and review security footage

    • @[email protected]
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      514 months ago

      Imagine standing around during guard duty and Darth Vader calls up saying if you have time to lean you have time to clean.

      • @Zombiepirate
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        154 months ago

        Let’s touch base on this at a later date and see if we can really drill down and get our ducks in a row. I don’t have the bandwidth right now, so we’ll circle back now that it’s on my radar.

        /mechanical breathing

      • @fishos
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        4 months ago

        There was an old YouTube series about this called Chad Vader: Day Shift Manager

    • @InverseParallax
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      4 months ago

      Level IV - Negotiations of trade route duty and tariffs in bad faith

      Level V - Sand.

      • threelonmusketeers
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        4 months ago

        Surely there must have been at least a few kittens (or their Star Wars equivalent) on Alderaan… I feel like that would make Level I a subset of Level II by definition.

        • Farid
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          54 months ago

          But they didn’t watch kittens suffer. Yuge difference.