@[email protected]M to Science [email protected]English • 3 days ago1st preserved dinosaur butthole is 'perfect' and 'unique,' paleontologist saysmander.xyzimagemessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up1388arrow-down13file-text
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish94•3 days ago cloaca I mean didn’t we know this already, though? Also Calvin is right What if God was a chicken and dinosaurs were his chosen people, and we just happened to get the story right?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish46•3 days agoWhat if messages from god can’t travel faster than the speed of light so we are receiving prophecy meant for long dead and far off civilizations
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish16•3 days agoSo He’s all knowing, except for the laws of physics He created?
minus-square@hexabslinkEnglish15•2 days agoEver paint yourself into a corner of a room? Maybe we got one of those special ed gods
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish7•2 days agoHey now, its his first gig as a god, cut him some slack. Sure, he forgot to add special admin overrides to the physics simulation but he’s doing the best he can to fix the mess he created and bring the project back on track!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish1•2 days agoIf they don’t need to travel faster than light why should they
minus-squareFuglyDucklinkEnglish14•3 days agoExplains why worship leaders always devolve into that high pitched bugling-thing they do.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•2 days agoSpeaking in tongues is just a dialup tone?
I mean didn’t we know this already, though?
Also Calvin is right
What if God was a chicken and dinosaurs were his chosen people, and we just happened to get the story right?
What if messages from god can’t travel faster than the speed of light so we are receiving prophecy meant for long dead and far off civilizations
So He’s all knowing, except for the laws of physics He created?
Ever paint yourself into a corner of a room?
Maybe we got one of those special ed gods
Hey now, its his first gig as a god, cut him some slack. Sure, he forgot to add special admin overrides to the physics simulation but he’s doing the best he can to fix the mess he created and bring the project back on track!
Goddamn Demiurge!
If they don’t need to travel faster than light why should they
Explains why worship leaders always devolve into that high pitched bugling-thing they do.
Speaking in tongues is just a dialup tone?