• @TotalFat
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    3114 hours ago

    I’ve recently learned that bears absolutely love cocaine. I’m sure that’s relevant here somehow.

    • @Wooki
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      49 hours ago

      Thats why polar bears have white coats

      • @[email protected]
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        12 hours ago

        They’re actually clear coats with hollow fur, which means they always have a way to consume said cocaine. They’ve basically evolved to be addicts.

      • @felbane
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        37 hours ago

        I thought they had white coats because they take their methamphetamine production lab very seriously.

        • @Wooki
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          6 hours ago

          Pretty sure they are just rolling around in cocaine all day, hence why they are the most feared of the bears. Constantly off their head