• NineMileTower
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    7 months ago

    If the Lions win the Superbowl, we’ll take Kid Rock and Ted Nugent back.

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      7 months ago

      Ok, but they have to be held in a 3ft by 4ft cell with Jefferson Starship’s We Built This City constantly piped in.

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        7 months ago

        Now now, while that might seem the perfect solution, we can’t violate the Geneva convention.

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          7 months ago

          The Geneva convention doesn’t say anything about that song. So it’s all good. Right?

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            7 months ago

            Actually, I think it probably does specify that particular song . . .

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              7 months ago

              Well, it’s a convention and not a hard and fast rule, anyway.

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              7 months ago

              I think if you just used a 3 second clip on loop that should pass constitutional muster.