• @brucethemoose
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    1472 months ago

    A few years later:

    These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise.

    Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds; to seek out new life and new civilizations. And have sex with them.

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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        382 months ago

        I guess you’re not familiar with the exploits of Captain James T. Kirk?

        • VindictiveJudge
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          342 months ago

          Kirk mostly used seduction as a tool; he fucked women because it was expedient. Riker did it just because he could.

          • @[email protected]
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            162 months ago

            Yeah it’s made explicit with dialog in the show that the Enterprise itself is Kirk’s primary obsession.

          • @ZoopZeZoop
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            72 months ago

            Riker’s motivation seems more pure than Kirk’s manipulation. That said, I feel like Kirk was mostly in it for the fun. Like the other comments said, as long as both parties are consenting and not causing death or serious injury to anyone, have fun!

            • Dragon Rider (drag)
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              42 months ago

              Kirk flirted with a 300 year old little girl in order to get her to give him information. Riker is way better than Kirk.

        • @Norin
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          172 months ago

          Never forget that Trip straight up got impregnated In season 1.

        • @brucethemoose
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          2 months ago

          Was he?

          Counting time travel and visitors, who was the first human to shag an alien?

          What about off Earth?

    • @Whats_your_reasoning
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      “However, I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?”