• @brucethemoose
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    13722 hours ago

    A few years later:

    These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise.

    Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds; to seek out new life and new civilizations. And have sex with them.

    • @Whats_your_reasoning
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      17 hours ago

      “However, I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?”

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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        3821 hours ago

        I guess you’re not familiar with the exploits of Captain James T. Kirk?

        • VindictiveJudge
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          3420 hours ago

          Kirk mostly used seduction as a tool; he fucked women because it was expedient. Riker did it just because he could.

          • @ZoopZeZoop
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            614 hours ago

            Riker’s motivation seems more pure than Kirk’s manipulation. That said, I feel like Kirk was mostly in it for the fun. Like the other comments said, as long as both parties are consenting and not causing death or serious injury to anyone, have fun!

            • Dragon "Rider"(drag)
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              312 hours ago

              Kirk flirted with a 300 year old little girl in order to get her to give him information. Riker is way better than Kirk.

          • @[email protected]
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            1620 hours ago

            Yeah it’s made explicit with dialog in the show that the Enterprise itself is Kirk’s primary obsession.

        • @Norin
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          1621 hours ago

          Never forget that Trip straight up got impregnated In season 1.