I’ll start. My girlfriend’s cat never purrs or does the “baking biscuits” thing even when he is clearly enjoying the cuddles.

  • Guy Dudeman
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    91 day ago

    Jesus. Did Terry Pratchett fake his death and are you him?

    Well written. That made me happy. Also your chicken sounds adorable.

    • southsamurai
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      521 hours ago

      Nobody has ever given me a compliment that wonderful. Thank you very much :)