• @[email protected]
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    523 hours ago

    I think he already released a statement saying Trump is perfect and has lost weight but didn’t give any specifics, just a general “all vitals are great”

    Trump is running with that being an official release of a medical evaluation :/

    • ddh
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      822 hours ago

      “I took a cognitive test, and I aced it. Doc Ronny — Doc Ronny Johnson,” Trump said, confusing the name of his White House physician, Dr. Ronny Jackson, now a member of the House. "Does everyone know Ronny Johnson, congressman from Texas? He was the White House doctor.”

      • @[email protected]
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        215 hours ago

        JFC I didn’t even realize he went to Congress now…

        There MUST be a grift there. I guess they’ve figured out how to siphon campaign donations without getting in trouble or something or some billionaire jackass offered him a lucrative position after he “serves his time” doing their bidding in Congress…

    • FuglyDuck
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      319 hours ago

      He could probably knock five pounds off just by changing his diaper. Another couple of pounds by taking a shit like a normal person.