• Flax
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    264 days ago

    Spaghetti isn’t mined in the pasta mines, you moron. It grows on spaghetti trees.

      • flicker
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        34 days ago

        I, too, wish to know where I can purchase a spaghetti bush.

        • @Num10ck
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          24 days ago

          could you genetically engineer one?

          • @baldingpudenda
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            23 days ago

            They already have! You think cheap pasta is through efficiency and child labor! It’s GMO and overfertilized crap.

            I remember grandpa chasing me with a switch because I left ripe pasta I couldn’t reach, but man was it tasty. Not like this new plastic-y crap. Why does it stick? It used to never stick before!

    • @Nuke_the_whales
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      24 days ago

      I always wonder about drying food in a place full of airborne pollution, dust, etc.