• @foofiepie
    13•4 days ago

    Spectacles Testicles Wallet Watch.

    And now I’m locked out of the house with no phone.

    • LiveLMEnglish
      4•4 days ago

      Ah man, I hate when I forget my testicles at home

      • @toynbee
        1•4 days ago

        My wife does this all the time.

    • @tpihkal
      6•4 days ago

      That’s my routine but I don’t wear a watch so I’ve named my phone Watch.

    • @Tikiporch
      3•4 days ago

      Just change the acronym to STOWWY

      Spectacles Testicle phOne Wallet Watch keY

    • @MintyFresh
      1•4 days ago

      Lol I’ve been using this since that move came out!