• Mister Neon
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    1191 month ago

    Because I’m fat and ugly. I don’t want to see it and trust me you don’t want to see it either.

      • Mister Neon
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        411 month ago

        Trojan soldiers said the same thing about a big wooden horse outside their walls.

        • @psycho_driver
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          61 month ago

          Mr. Hands was surprised by a horse with big wood.

            • @psycho_driver
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              1 month ago

              Now someone just needs to write an epic ballad and there’d be perfect parity between the two events.

    • @[email protected]
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      311 month ago

      It’s all about attitude.

      I got a belly and I get a lot of positive attention when I rock a crop top.

    • @[email protected]
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      91 month ago

      i used to feel like that until i discovered the chub and bear crowds.

      now i show off my hairy moobs; my low hanging belly; and my back boobs every chance i get when the sun is out.

      • beefbot
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        31 month ago

        stop describing yourself, I’m at WORK! eggplant