• Mister Neon
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      402 days ago

      Trojan soldiers said the same thing about a big wooden horse outside their walls.

      • @psycho_driver
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        51 day ago

        Mr. Hands was surprised by a horse with big wood.

          • @psycho_driver
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            22 hours ago

            Now someone just needs to write an epic ballad and there’d be perfect parity between the two events.