minus-squareFlying Squidlink35•4 hours agoI’m a cishet man. Only one gay man has ever hit on me and it disappoints me. Like what’s wrong with me, guys? Don’t you want this body?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•3 hours agoIf you want my squidbod And you think I’m slimy
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppetlinkEnglish5•3 hours agoI’m a straight dude, and I would be Don Juan if as many women found me attractive as gay dudes have.
I’m a cishet man. Only one gay man has ever hit on me and it disappoints me. Like what’s wrong with me, guys? Don’t you want this body?
Ooh baby sexy slimy squid bod
You know you want me.
If you want my squidbod
And you think I’m slimy
I’m a straight dude, and I would be Don Juan if as many women found me attractive as gay dudes have.