• @stupidcasey
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    111 month ago

    Turns out he’s allergic to oranges dies you take his place to preserve the time line but forgot he gets stabbed 23 times the next day.

    • @shneancy
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      111 month ago

      oranges? in fanta?

      unless you mean he’s allergic to the colour orange

      • Enkrod
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        1 month ago

        Get your hands on some german Fanta. It’s the good slightly less shitty stuff.

        The color difference alone says it all:

        image of US vs German Fanta

        • @[email protected]
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          51 month ago

          gross, fanta is supposed to be orange, not yellow. Who thought making a drink taste like a plant was a good idea, drinks are supposed to taste like chemicals and colors.

        • @noisefree
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          41 month ago

          The one on the right looks similar to Orangina (available in the US).

        • @shneancy
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          21 month ago

          i’m European too, i don’t think it having probably 10%? of actual orange juice makes it much better tbh

    • @P00ptart
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      21 month ago

      Yeah, but they’re not mad at you. You’re a different person. If you give grandiose claims, you can make it another 6 months, even if you don’t fulfill any promises. It’ll give you time to dip out or conquer the Gauls.