• @captainlezbian
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    11 hour ago

    Oh I’d just serve him a beverage consisting of vodka, tomato juice, clam juice, and hot sauce. After explaining the three ingredients he has no access to I’d tell him the name of the beverage before saying that he’ll kinda have it coming

  • @stupidcasey
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    22 hours ago

    Turns out he’s allergic to oranges dies you take his place to preserve the time line but forgot he gets stabbed 23 times the next day.

  • Redroof!9
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    66 hours ago

    I’d give the ottoman empire (and by association the axis) modern weapons in WW1

    • SkaveRat
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      42 hours ago

      If I ever successfully create a time machine, I’ll put Wednesday before Thursday. Just for the luls

      • Redroof!9
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        56 hours ago

        Too see what happens? If it ends up worse then I could always just go back and stop myself

        • @stupidcasey
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          22 hours ago

          It ends at the atom bomb that’s kinda a hard stopping point.

    • ℍ𝕂-𝟞𝟝
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      76 hours ago

      You mean the Central Powers.

      For all we know, that may avert WWII. WWI was less of a clear cut good/evil fight.

      • Redroof!9
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        36 hours ago

        Oh yh but this would be an interesting outcome without the Central powers losing the treaty of Versailles wouldn’t have been signed that means Hitler wouldn’t have as much support (the ottoman empire would up the same we were already dieing, bit this time entand won’t be involved)

    • @NateNate60
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      219 hours ago

      What’s Germany? What’s America? What’s Coca-Cola? What’s an embargo? What’s Naziism?

      • @PugJesusM
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        198 hours ago

        What’s Germany?

        Well, that one he knows at least! He fought with the Germanic tribes, who he notes came from a land called Germania.

          • @NateNate60
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            36 hours ago

            Not really. The existence of a unified German nation-state is less than two centuries old. Sure, there was a place called “Germania” by the Romans but it was just a name for a place and the categorisation of all Germanic tribes as essentially one barbaric people was just racism on the part of the Romans.

            Just like even though the word “America” is twice as old as the United States, and just because that label was adopted by that country doesn’t mean the country is as old as the label.

            • @captainlezbian
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              21 hour ago

              Charlemagne was older than that. The HRE was German by Roman standards.

            • @idiomaddict
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              25 hours ago

              He’d have a justified true belief, but no knowledge

              • @jaycifer
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                159 minutes ago

                Don’t go bringing that crackpot Edward Gettier into this. Caesar would know the Germans (those who hail from Germania) as a disorganized, unorganized group of tribes with a common heritage. That’s a justified true belief, or at least as justified and true as one could expect of him. His beliefs would not cover a unified German nation, at which point there can’t be a belief part of a JTB.

  • @[email protected]
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    178 hours ago

    Personally, I’d love to learn enough of the latin he spoke to be able to present him with a bottle of Cesar salad dressing and then tell him how many millions of people think of it when they hear his name.

    • @captainlezbian
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      360 minutes ago

      “It’s named after a guy from Mexico, but they put your face on the bottle”

  • @PugJesusM
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    “Where’s my Orange Julius”

    DAMMIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOMEONE ALREADY MADE THAT COMMENT

  • @[email protected]
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    68 hours ago

    You fool, now he will want more! And if you don’t get him his sugary fix, it won’t be a Fantastic day for you.

  • @Arbiter
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    911 hours ago

    Unfortunately it was Chris Chan’s Fanta.