… and now for the resolution! I took all the suggestions from Last Week’s Comic to heart and tried to come up with something that satisfied most of them:

List of Idea Contributors:
Author Say Malicious Funny Crash Butt Music British Romance Beer
@[email protected] X X
@[email protected] X X
@[email protected] X
@[email protected] X Hay
@[email protected] X X
@[email protected] X X X
@[email protected] X X
@[email protected] X X
@[email protected] X X
@[email protected] Hospital Hospital
@[email protected] Lawyer
@[email protected] X
@[email protected] X
@[email protected] X
@[email protected] X
@[email protected] Sexy
@[email protected] X
@[email protected] X
@[email protected] Grey Poupon
@[email protected] Friendly
@[email protected] Race
@[email protected] X
@[email protected] Penis
@[email protected] Existential
@[email protected] Existential

New premise out in a few days!