… and now for the resolution! I took all the suggestions from Last Week’s Comic to heart and tried to come up with something that satisfied most of them:

List of Idea Contributors:
Author Say Malicious Funny Crash Butt Music British Romance Beer
@[email protected] X X
@[email protected] X X
@[email protected] X
@[email protected] X Hay
@[email protected] X X
@[email protected] X X X
@[email protected] X X
@[email protected] X X
@[email protected] X X
@[email protected] Hospital Hospital
@[email protected] Lawyer
@[email protected] X
@[email protected] X
@[email protected] X
@[email protected] X
@[email protected] Sexy
@[email protected] X
@[email protected] X
@[email protected] Grey Poupon
@[email protected] Friendly
@[email protected] Race
@[email protected] X
@[email protected] Penis
@[email protected] Existential
@[email protected] Existential

New premise out in a few days!

    • @[email protected]OP
      2•1 day ago

      Your influence is in the chickenbutt comment of a friendly thing to say (then undermined by a beer being maliciously tossed)

  • @riodoro1
    8•1 day ago

    Im sober but now I feel like I’m stoned.

    • @computergeek125English
      2•1 day ago

      So this is the choose your own ending in the comments section from last week. I can follow the plot line of the RIAA sueing for copyright on the whistling song, but there’s a lot more else going on here I haven’t sorted yet.

      Link back to last week in the description.