• @[email protected]
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    16 hours ago

    Dionysus is gonna kick down your door and demand some of your stash, and we aint talking happy drunk Dionysus were talking scary borderline eldritch god of booze and madness Mycanaean Dionysus.

    • @captainlezbian
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      515 hours ago

      I want Dionysius to turn some the food at the back of the fridge to lsd instead of the stupid penicillium Gaia is making it into

      • @obre
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        313 hours ago

        Best I can do is ergotism

        • rhsJack
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          29 hours ago

          Great. Now I have food poising, I am hallucinating because of dehydration and malnourishment, AND I no longer have sense of self. So…which god do I thank for all this? You gave me a list.

          • @captainlezbian
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            18 hours ago

            Dehydration, malnourishment, lack of sense of self, hallucinations… I’m pretty sure that one’s actually yahweh…