• @spirinolas
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    341 month ago

    Somebody should write a small book about this. You could put it in the bathroom and read it while taking a shit.

    • @hactar42
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      141 month ago

      For those of us that pooped before smart phones, there was a book series called Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader. I could totally see them have a section dedicated to this.

      • @bitchkat
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        21 month ago
        1. Lather
        2. Rinse
        3. Repeat.
    • @Olgratin_Magmatoe
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      1 month ago

      “The Art of Defecation - How to turn your anatomy into a brown (f)art factory”

      It could have an entire chapter just on fiber maxing:

      https://i.imgur.com/zmtuVg1.png

      Another could be on shit polishing with the mythbusters method.

      • @nexguy
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        51 month ago

        The Fart of the Deal

      • DarkenLM
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        31 month ago

        What the fuck did I just read? Couldn’t stop laughing, but still, wtf