• @[email protected]
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        127 hours ago

        Because he has done nothing for the state except wage his endless culture wars and spent over a year missing in action while running for President. Meanwhile hurricanes are battering us while our infrastructure continues to crumble. But he did ban mention of climate change by the state so those pesky hurricanes should stop any day now, right?

    • FuglyDuck
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      1210 hours ago

      I’m sure there’s more than a few floridians that want him to leave.

      Maybe he can build a home in that giant seaweed patch and catch flesh eating bacteria.

      • Nougat
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        29 hours ago

        … and catch flesh eating bacteria.

        What kind of lure do you use for those?

        • FuglyDuck
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          39 hours ago

          He is the lure!

          And well cut bait the moment he’s off the boat.