So wrong…

  • @Gradually_Adjusting
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    33 months ago

    This sounds profoundly un-wholesome. I’m dying to know more.

    • Capt. Wolf
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      3 months ago

      If you’re absolutely sure, Google jolly rancher story. It’s the first thing to pop up. Giving you ample warning… It’s not something you can just unread. There used to be a whole list of copypastas like it. Some things are better left unfound.

      • @Gradually_Adjusting
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        3 months ago

        It’s not the worst I’ve read, but it’s definitely an all-timer.

        • Capt. Wolf
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          23 months ago

          It’s definitely no coconut story, or the one with hole in the wall, or even the dumpster maggot one…