So wrong…
I think I read that fanfic.
They don’t have a jolly rancher in the middle, do they?
Jesus… Even here on Lemmy that story haunts us…🤮
Glad I consciously never read that
It just kinda lodges way in the back, ya know? Drops out when you least expect it. Seemed festive to mention it, though. 🤷🏼♂️🤪🎃🤮👻
This sounds profoundly un-wholesome. I’m dying to know more.
If you’re absolutely sure, Google jolly rancher story. It’s the first thing to pop up. Giving you ample warning… It’s not something you can just unread. There used to be a whole list of copypastas like it. Some things are better left unfound.
It’s not the worst I’ve read, but it’s definitely an all-timer.
It’s definitely no coconut story, or the one with hole in the wall, or even the dumpster maggot one…
Hol’ up. Do you not know of the Jolly Rancher?
Today I learned.
Happy Halloween, youngin’!
I know I shouldn’t but… What story?
Edit: I googled it and I was expecting worse. Still not safe for life
I mentioned it in one of my other replies. Google jolly rancher story, but don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Hope it’s better than that awful cereal.
😏
you’ve been sexualizing wednesday addams? i won’t even suggest horny jail because I’m sure your world is a hell of your own making
They’re pretty good
