Update: Bigger Is Better shuts down as their sizes become most popular with plus sized women. “I just wanted big bahonk-a-honks.” Gimblegork announced through tears. “I never expected that it would help underserved women.”
Amy Hamburg, a local transgender woman over 6 years into hormone therapy, noted how the bras were uncomfortable, but looked decent for the size. “There was a lack of sexy bras in my size, but these actually fit well enough to wear until my girlfriend threw them on the ground!”
Samara Murphy, a women’s fashion historian, noted how leaked company prototypes revealed why the company had to close its doors. “They originally tried smaller band sizes, but decided the market wasn’t large enough for the desired cup volume. Apparently, Mr. Gimblegork didn’t understand how sizing worked until it was already too late.”
Update: Bigger Is Better shuts down as their sizes become most popular with plus sized women. “I just wanted big bahonk-a-honks.” Gimblegork announced through tears. “I never expected that it would help underserved women.”
Amy Hamburg, a local transgender woman over 6 years into hormone therapy, noted how the bras were uncomfortable, but looked decent for the size. “There was a lack of sexy bras in my size, but these actually fit well enough to wear until my girlfriend threw them on the ground!”
Samara Murphy, a women’s fashion historian, noted how leaked company prototypes revealed why the company had to close its doors. “They originally tried smaller band sizes, but decided the market wasn’t large enough for the desired cup volume. Apparently, Mr. Gimblegork didn’t understand how sizing worked until it was already too late.”
My satire detector doesn’t work as well as it once did.
I blame the current climate.
This is satire right?
Yes