• Rhaedas
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    3514 hours ago

    Jumping spider says, “not me! I’m a free spirit, and people think I’m cute!”

    • Windows_Error_Noises
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      2713 hours ago

      Super cute and fuzzy wuzzy until it’s jumping spider season, and they’re in the house, and jesus goddammit jumping spiders, I just cleaned up this shit, can you not web up the entire kitchen every fucking morning? Tiny ass Cirque du Soleil across the light fixtures, every damned day! Cute little shits.

      • Rhaedas
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        911 hours ago

        Very off topic, but I glanced at your name and heard that damn “dunk” sound.

        • Windows_Error_Noises
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          69 hours ago

          Hooray! I think! Cause that is correct.

          When my focal seizures weren’t as well managed, one of the closest descriptions I could give is it often feels like experiencing various Windows error noises. Like, all varieties of them, from '93-XP, fit the bill. Occasionally, it’s dragging the multiplying, cascading window that won’t respond, across a teeny screen of barely available conciousness. Meds make me feel pretty dumb, and some errors still get through, but I don’t dunk, donk, dink, or bonk so much!