• Rhaedas
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    3514 hours ago

    Jumping spider says, “not me! I’m a free spirit, and people think I’m cute!”

    • Windows_Error_Noises
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      2713 hours ago

      Super cute and fuzzy wuzzy until it’s jumping spider season, and they’re in the house, and jesus goddammit jumping spiders, I just cleaned up this shit, can you not web up the entire kitchen every fucking morning? Tiny ass Cirque du Soleil across the light fixtures, every damned day! Cute little shits.

      • Rhaedas
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        911 hours ago

        Very off topic, but I glanced at your name and heard that damn “dunk” sound.

        • Windows_Error_Noises
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          69 hours ago

          Hooray! I think! Cause that is correct.

          When my focal seizures weren’t as well managed, one of the closest descriptions I could give is it often feels like experiencing various Windows error noises. Like, all varieties of them, from '93-XP, fit the bill. Occasionally, it’s dragging the multiplying, cascading window that won’t respond, across a teeny screen of barely available conciousness. Meds make me feel pretty dumb, and some errors still get through, but I don’t dunk, donk, dink, or bonk so much!

    • @[email protected]
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      2315 hours ago

      It would like to finish the argument, if the bee would just come a little bit closer…

  • BarqsHasBite
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    12 hours ago

    Do spiders wander far from their net? Not as far as bees obviously, I’m just curious.

    • @[email protected]
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      1412 hours ago

      There are a lot of different types of spiders. Some don’t spin webs at all, some create little nets of web, and others create huge web residences. Spiders are fairly ubiquitous, the entire world over.

    • @marcos
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      811 hours ago

      Except for the ones that live in huge communal nets, they have to go out at minimum for sex.

    • @[email protected]
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      28 hours ago

      pretty sure most spiders (most species at least) don’t even make nets, they just use the silk like climbing ropes and stuff.

    • Amputret
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      1916 hours ago

      That spider wants to puke up into that bees insides, so not only is it an entomocidal maniac, it’s also a hypocrite.