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minus-square@foggylink97•5 hours agoFap with one eye ooooopen Gripping your tube sock tiiight Exit porn… Enter mom… Move your hand And hope your boner doesn’t stand
minus-squareBoxscapelinkfedilink21•edit-23 hours ago Maybe he broke his arms. Broken arms meme, we meet again!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink12•5 hours agoI have no idea where that came from but alright… Here’s your well deserved upvote.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish1•1 hour agoHoly crap that works too well. Have my plastic fork!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink7•4 hours agoI know, the melody somehow started playing in my head from the first line. I still don’t know why they did it but I’m not complaining.
Fap with one eye ooooopen
Gripping your tube sock tiiight
Exit porn…
Enter mom…
Move your hand
And hope your boner doesn’t stand
All I think of is this now
Butthead’s a Lefty?
Is that a stauner?
Enter mom???😑
Maybe he broke his arms.
Thanks, I hate it
Broken arms meme, we meet again!
That’s one way to describe the guy, indeed.
I have no idea where that came from but alright… Here’s your well deserved upvote.
They reworked the lyrics to Enter Sandman.
The rework is titled: ‘Enter sockman’.
My first thought was Last Resort.
Holy crap that works too well. Have my plastic fork!
I know, the melody somehow started playing in my head from the first line. I still don’t know why they did it but I’m not complaining.