• @kryptonianCodeMonkey
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    235 hours ago

    Don’t exaggerate. We dont know that he intends to kill us. Maybe the National Guard is only meant to maim or seriously injured us.

    • @[email protected]
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      224 hours ago

      And it’s not all either. He’s only going to kill maim the Democrats. And black people. And brown people. And LGBT people. And women. And non-Christians. So, you know, as long as you’re not in one of those groups, you’ll be totally fine. For now. But maybe don’t get too comfortable.

        • @CharlesDarwin
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          63 hours ago

          As long as they aren’t too mouthy and don’t get any ideas about autonomy. So, things like driving, having a credit card or a bank account…nah. And birth control or abortion? Don’t make me laugh.

      • @CharlesDarwin
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        33 hours ago

        So, just more than half the country, at least at first.