• snooggums
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    278 hours ago

    Also the bugs, fecal matter, and dirt that can be in the folds and pockets.

    • @Sinaf
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      7 hours ago

      Ok, but what about the salad lettuce?

      • snooggums
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        37 hours ago

        We are talking about washing lettuce, prior to it becoming a salad.

        • @Sinaf
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          2 hours ago

          Sorry, but I wanted to make a stupid “switcharoo” kind of joke that would imply a significant lack of personal hygiene on my part.

          In German salad also means lettuce, so that’s why it wasn’t as clear as I wanted it to be.

          • snooggums
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            57 hours ago

            You tried to make a joke, right here in front of my salad?

          • @angrystego
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            16 hours ago

            I always wash the fecal matter in my pockets very carefully - glad to hear my personal hygiene is passable.

        • Jesus
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          47 hours ago

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