• @WhatYouNeed
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    Ha bacteria! It’s not the water you should be worried about.

    It’s the quart gallon of vodka I wash it down with each night, as I try to blot out my existence.

    Fuck you bacteria (and my liver), I WIN!

  • @[email protected]
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    Err, your immune system can cope with a bit of bacteria. But if you don’t wash your salad and get a massive load into yourself, your body will deal with it by extorting everything in your stomach. E.g. you’ll puke the entire night. You’re welcome.

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      When you rinse salad with water you are not cleaning a significant amount of bacteria off it. You’re getting soil and bugs.

      Unless your salad is contaminated with something, not washing it will at worst be gritty and unpleasant. It won’t make you ill. If it does, washing it will make no difference.

    • @FelixCress
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      if you don’t wash your salad and get a massive load into yourself

      Who spunks on a salad?

  • @Snapz
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    🎶 “All these, microscopically small things, worms shaped, like rings, inside, my gut, shoot-ing, from my butt” 🎶

    • Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod
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      🎶 “Norovirus sucks” 🎶

      🎶 “I know” 🎶

  • @wildcardology
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    I don’t know if this is effective, my wife soak the veggies in baking powder/baking soda, I forgot which. She said it kills bugs. Who am I to argue.

  • @Sarmyth
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    Yeah I just don’t like the feel of dirt grit and bugs in my teeth.

    • @[email protected]
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      Yeah I wash my vegetables for grit. I don’t even care that much about bugs, but even the slightest amount of grit is terrible.

  • Scratch
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    Why would you expect tap water to kill bacteria?

    You’re washing bugs and dirt off.

    • @[email protected]
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      I don’t think that salad bought in a store should have bugs and dirt on it, if you find them in your sink when you wash it you should change supermarket

      EDIT: My bad, I was thinking about pre packaged salad, not like a whole head of lettuce, OP is correct and OOP should wash their lettuce better

      • @Resonosity
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        I’ve been using Original Commenter (OC) to talk about the person who starts a comment thread. Seems to be pretty intuitive. Wonder what the acronym would be for commenters responding to OC and starting different comment branches. Probably makes sense to just use their name

      • edric
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        You might be thinking of pre-packaged salad which, while already washed, can still contain bacteria. But if you’re buying plain lettuce, it’s absolutely not pre-washed.

        • @[email protected]
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          Ah, you’re right I was thinking about the pre packaged one, now all the people telling me they have found multiple bugs in their lettuce makes sense considering I would probably expect to find small bugs and dirt in a whole head of lettuce

        • @[email protected]
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          I feel that they still spray it with water, even if not thoroughly, just to remove the biggest pieces of dirt. But I may be wrong.

      • @[email protected]
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        They’re definitely washed after being harvested, but as someone who has seen how it’s stored between that and the store shelves, I’ll give it a rinse every time.

      • aubertlone
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        Bro people poop in the fields because they literally just don’t have time to go back to the restroom in between shifts of picking

        And I don’t blame them in the slightest. They have a very hard job

        So I don’t know about you but I will always be washing any produce that I buy at the grocery store as soon as I bring it in my house

      • @Dabundis
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        Lettuce grows in a bundle of very tightly packed leaves. At no part in the growing - transport - shelving - selling chain can anyone be expected to thoroughly wash between the leaves, especially near the root. Rinse your veggies before using.

        • @[email protected]
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          And that’s for iceberg lettuce. Romain and it’s kind have loose leafs so a ton gets in there. Bok Choi too, I cook with it a lot and I see a bit of dirt in there all the time. I always give my veggies a good rinse.

      • Scratch
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        2810 hours ago

        Bugs mean fresh and no pesticides!

        BUGS GOOD!

        It’s like finding soil on your tubers. It’s better to have to wash it off.

      • @[email protected]
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        I don’t know where you live but I’m in Australia and I also lived in South America and I’ve seen plenty of dirt, caterpillars, aphids and flies too many times on my lettuce, harvested from different sources, seasons, and purchased from different supermarket chains and small grocer shops.

        And it was never a problem for me. Where are you getting your sterile lettuce from, so I make sure I don’t?

      • @PunnyName
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        I don’t think

        Yeah, we know…

    • @YarHarSuperstar
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      Is … Is that Will Arnett?? Or am I missing the joke?? It doesn’t look like him to me.

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        Oh fuuuuck. Nature is crazy 😬

        Shit like this is why I don’t believe there’s a god

    • snooggums
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      Also the bugs, fecal matter, and dirt that can be in the folds and pockets.

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        Ok, but what about the salad lettuce?

        • snooggums
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          39 hours ago

          We are talking about washing lettuce, prior to it becoming a salad.

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            Sorry, but I wanted to make a stupid “switcharoo” kind of joke that would imply a significant lack of personal hygiene on my part.

            In German salad also means lettuce, so that’s why it wasn’t as clear as I wanted it to be.

            • snooggums
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              59 hours ago

              You tried to make a joke, right here in front of my salad?

            • @angrystego
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              I always wash the fecal matter in my pockets very carefully - glad to hear my personal hygiene is passable.

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            Ackchyually.jpg

    • @someguy3
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      They’ve studied that and it doesn’t get rid of pesticides.

      To get rid of pesticides you need to immerse it in a baking soda solution for about 20 minutes.

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          At a minimum rinse all fresh produce under tap water for at least thirty seconds.

          The mechanical action of rubbing the produce under tap water is likely responsible for removing pesticide residues.

          Personally I wouldn’t call mechanical action of rubbing to be rinsing. I would have liked to see the % removed, but skimming that article I didn’t see. Also in my experience people don’t rub for 30 literal seconds, the people I watch are lucky to break 5 seconds.

          But the main point I want to make is that baking soda is a base that breaks down the pesticide.

          Liang [4] studied the removal of five organophosphorus pesticides in raw cucumber with home preparation, and the research results show that washing by tap water for 20 min only caused a pesticides reduction of 26.7–62.9%. Sodium carbonate and sodium bicarbonate solution caused a pesticides reduction of 66.7–98.9%.

          The removal efficiency of other washing solutions outperformed the tap water; tap water washing only caused a 10–40% loss of the 10 pesticides, and the AlEW, micron calcium, and active oxygen solution caused a 40–90% loss of the 10 pesticides.

          AIEW being alkaline electrolyzed water, which I understand to be baking soda.

          https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC6388112

      • Ephera
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        Probably depends a lot on the pesticides and therefore country…

      • @randomdeadguy
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        Thank you. I thought that pesticides wouldn’t come off with simple rinsing.

  • edric
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    It probably doesn’t do much, but I soak it in water with vinegar for 10 minutes.

    • snooggums
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      I assume the ratio is low enough on the vinegar that it doesn’t impact the taste?

      Can’t imagine it would hurt anything if it doesn’t affect the texture.

      • edric
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        Yup, 2-3 teaspoons in a bowl of water. I rinse it with water again after soaking and that washes away any sourness left behind.

        • @marito
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          You can also use a few drops of bleach.