The beloved Goldfish crackers new name will temporarily be Chilean Sea Bass Crackers, the brand announced Wednesday.
  • @cybervseasEnglish
    86•5 months ago

    They’re temporarily renaming them “Chilean Sea Bass Crackers”.

    • @proudblondEnglish
      46•5 months ago

      I thought you were joking. How is this not the Onion?

      • @cybervseasEnglish
        31•5 months ago

        It’s nottheonion 🙃

        Edit: also it’s marketing! It works. It got us talking about a snack product that no one ever talks about. We’re doing it right now.

        • Ben Hur Horse RaceEnglish
          7•5 months ago

          i was just talking about goldfish two days ago

          • @ripcordEnglish
            2•5 months ago

            I was just talking about Goldfish an hour ago when I got some Goldfish for me and my kid.

            • @some_designer_dudeEnglish
              1•5 months ago

              I was just talking about Chilean Sea Bass and how much I detest fish in general!

              This new name puts me off.

        • @[email protected]English
          5•5 months ago

          Unfortunately thinking about them dredges up memories of the taste of cardboard. So I will not be buying them.

        • @iamtrashman1312English
          2•5 months ago

          And while I hate that, it isn’t going to result in me buying any of said shit tier snack

    • @[email protected]English
      13•5 months ago

      For one week. And they can only be bought online.

    • @[email protected]English
      5•5 months ago

      Well, it’s clear they’ve spared no expense.