Article from 6 months from now:

“Cracker maker Pepperidge Farms filed for a motion to dismiss the class action lawsuit brought against the company by buyers of its ‘Chilean Sea Bass Crackers’ and the FDA, and the FTC. The crackers contained zero Chilean Sea Bass putting the company’s actions clearly in the area of False Advertising and Fraud. When reached for comment the spokesperson for Pepperidge Farms responded ‘Its just a prank, bro!’”