Pedanticness is a noun that is considered obsolete and was only used in the mid-1600s.

Erm, what can i say. I’m a connoisseur of the archaic.

I am only giving you a hard time because* (1) it’s funny, all the more so because (2) you are the police of these matters! :-D

You don’t wanna get on my bad side pal👮😎🔫