• southsamurai
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    193 months ago

    Legit though, a REAL bro would offer to let them give a blowjob. To the bro. Counts as sex! You suck my dick, you are officially not a virgin! Now, go out there and kiss someone with the jizz still lingering on your lips, you horny motherfucker :)

      • Echo Dot
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        83 months ago

        Not to an incel, they base their entire life around it. Everyone else just gets on with their life until they randomly meet someone.

        Trying to force a relationship out of thin air never works, which is part of the reason why dating apps would never work even if they weren’t paid to win.

        • @[email protected]
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          43 months ago

          Dating apps used to work very well before the shareholders got greedy.

          And even today they work somewhat well

        • @[email protected]
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          33 months ago

          Dating apps do work enough that people use them. Heck I met my wife through a dating app. When I was single hearing that would just frustrate me because I couldn’t even get matches and at a certain point of that I had to take a break for a year+ just for my mental health. But it did eventually work out.

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          23 months ago

          Dating apps are an option if you don’t meet people of your preferred gender and age group somewhat regularly.

          • Sabata
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            13 months ago

            How do you not panic and delete it every time you get a message that’s not immediately identifiable as a bot? Lost my nerve at the first human looking “Hey” and nuked my account.