P_P to politics English • 3 months agoKentucky state Sen. Johnnie Turner dies after plunging into empty swimming pool on lawn mowerwww.cbsnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square118fedilinkarrow-up1356arrow-down15
arrow-up1351arrow-down1external-linkKentucky state Sen. Johnnie Turner dies after plunging into empty swimming pool on lawn mowerwww.cbsnews.comP_P to politics English • 3 months agomessage-square118fedilink
minus-square@AnUnusualReliclink8•3 months agoSir, I’m going to have to ask you to step off the lawn mower. Do you know why I stopped you?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•3 months agoThat has happened more than once in real life…
minus-square@Dasuslink4•3 months agoA bottle of shite (I meant to write “white” but I won’t correct that) wine and a few Oxys, presumably.
How drunk was he mowing the lawn?
Sir, I’m going to have to ask you to step off the lawn mower. Do you know why I stopped you?
Because you’re a pool?
That has happened more than once in real life…
A bottle of shite (I meant to write “white” but I won’t correct that) wine and a few Oxys, presumably.