Jolly Platypus@lemm.ee to politics English · 5 months agoKentucky state Sen. Johnnie Turner dies after plunging into empty swimming pool on lawn mowerwww.cbsnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square117fedilinkarrow-up1356arrow-down15
arrow-up1351arrow-down1external-linkKentucky state Sen. Johnnie Turner dies after plunging into empty swimming pool on lawn mowerwww.cbsnews.comJolly Platypus@lemm.ee to politics English · 5 months agomessage-square117fedilink
minus-squareAnUnusualReliclinkfedilinkarrow-up8·5 months agoSir, I’m going to have to ask you to step off the lawn mower. Do you know why I stopped you?
minus-squarebluewing@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 months agoThat has happened more than once in real life…
minus-squareDasuslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 months agoA bottle of shite (I meant to write “white” but I won’t correct that) wine and a few Oxys, presumably.
How drunk was he mowing the lawn?
Sir, I’m going to have to ask you to step off the lawn mower. Do you know why I stopped you?
Because you’re a pool?
That has happened more than once in real life…
A bottle of shite (I meant to write “white” but I won’t correct that) wine and a few Oxys, presumably.