• TuxOP
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    173 hours ago

    How to cancel 750$/week subscription service in 2069 (easiest method):

    • Pay 69,420$ for cancellation fee
    • Write long 10K word essay
    • Give or your goverment-issued docuemnts as well as your relatives’ ID
    • Give your DNA sample
    • Insert Neurolink to read your mind
    • Let our 69,420 partners to track your activity for “personalized ads” (Basicly manipulating you to buy crappy stuff you don’t needed)
      • @[email protected]
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        82 hours ago

        Nah, it’s at least two clicks - the first in the cookie banner to decline all cookies and tracking (which won’t save that setting and ask again on every page load/click on the page as you might want to be tracked in two minutes) and another one to cancel.

        • @[email protected]
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          11 hour ago

          the first in the cookie banner to decline all cookies and tracking

          that’s rarely a single click

    • massive_bereavement
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      42 hours ago

      You didn’t drink the verification can though… Now you would have to dance (and sing) the next three ads and start again.